A nigga asked me to roll down the window so he could sell me a turtle. Not weed, a turtle. Not Mutant Ninja Turtle marijuana, just a fucking turtle. Apparently, niggas been going into barbershops and corner stores around Cleveland selling turtles. No, not chocolate turtles. Turtle turtles. Is there a demand for turtles right now? Am I the only bitch not looking for a turtle? Is this happening in other hoods? A turtle black market? What is life?
American Cousin in Cleveland.